Post by Some Random DoF Guy on Jun 11, 2013 7:16:19 GMT -5
Mr.Bastard: I'm killing rabbits from space
Magnolia216: Nice. What is your weapon of choice?
Magnolia216 is now Online.
Mr.Bastard: A zombie
Magnolia216 is now Online.
Magnolia216: So you have a rabbit hating zombie? That's lucky.
Mr.Bastard: Well, i'm a lucky guy. Einstein doesn't like rabbits
Magnolia216: So do the rabbits become little zombies?
Mr.Bastard: No, they turn into hulk hogan
Mr.Bastard: And when Einstein kills Hulk Hogan it becomes a speedo
Mr.Bastard: Very annoying
Magnolia216: I see. So why do it? Why not just come down from space and hang with the bunnies?
Mr.Bastard: That's because the emperor of milwaukee despises me. Sir Poopoo the fifth has something against me
Mr.Bastard: Probably because i killed his pet snail, Gonad
Magnolia216: Well that's understandable. Gonad was the last surviving Garnutian of the Balentines. You destroyed his hope of breeding more.
Mr.Bastard: Well, it's all his fault anyway! He bit my toe off!
Magnolia216: Hey you're the one that covered it in peanut butter.
Magnolia216: And I don't buy it for a second that you "just liked the feel."
Mr.Bastard: How dare you! I'm not in the wrong here! He screwed my girlfriend! Now she's pregnant with albino tigerbears!
Magnolia216: You should be happy! Those spelts will earn you enough gold to finally get that marble factory you wanted.
Mr.Bastard: Marble made of wool!
Magnolia216: Lol
Magnolia216: Don't lie
Mr.Bastard: Okay, it'll be made of chocolate
Mr.Bastard: :c
Magnolia216: Sure...chocolate marbles
Mr.Bastard: Don't question it
Mr.Bastard: Don't question me
Magnolia216: Again. My apologies.
Mr.Bastard: Good, apologize! I shall smite thee with pancakes!
Magnolia216: Nice. What is your weapon of choice?
Magnolia216 is now Online.
Mr.Bastard: A zombie
Magnolia216 is now Online.
Magnolia216: So you have a rabbit hating zombie? That's lucky.
Mr.Bastard: Well, i'm a lucky guy. Einstein doesn't like rabbits
Magnolia216: So do the rabbits become little zombies?
Mr.Bastard: No, they turn into hulk hogan
Mr.Bastard: And when Einstein kills Hulk Hogan it becomes a speedo
Mr.Bastard: Very annoying
Magnolia216: I see. So why do it? Why not just come down from space and hang with the bunnies?
Mr.Bastard: That's because the emperor of milwaukee despises me. Sir Poopoo the fifth has something against me
Mr.Bastard: Probably because i killed his pet snail, Gonad
Magnolia216: Well that's understandable. Gonad was the last surviving Garnutian of the Balentines. You destroyed his hope of breeding more.
Mr.Bastard: Well, it's all his fault anyway! He bit my toe off!
Magnolia216: Hey you're the one that covered it in peanut butter.
Magnolia216: And I don't buy it for a second that you "just liked the feel."
Mr.Bastard: How dare you! I'm not in the wrong here! He screwed my girlfriend! Now she's pregnant with albino tigerbears!
Magnolia216: You should be happy! Those spelts will earn you enough gold to finally get that marble factory you wanted.
Mr.Bastard: Marble made of wool!
Magnolia216: Lol
Magnolia216: Don't lie
Mr.Bastard: Okay, it'll be made of chocolate
Mr.Bastard: :c
Magnolia216: Sure...chocolate marbles
Mr.Bastard: Don't question it
Mr.Bastard: Don't question me
Magnolia216: Again. My apologies.
Mr.Bastard: Good, apologize! I shall smite thee with pancakes!