Post by Some Random DoF Guy on Apr 19, 2015 10:31:51 GMT -5
It is a sunny day on a beach. Syreth and Darin walk there
Syreth: I am hot
Darin: Well, you are pretty hot
Syreth: Oh really?
Darin: Well yeah, you're Syreth!
Suddenly George Takei comes by and checks out both Darin's and Syreth's asses
George Takei: Ooooooooooooooh my
Darin looks confused
Darin: Who is this guy
Duncan: TAKEI, GET OUT OF MY PORN MOVIE DAMNIT
George Takei: Ooooooooooooh my
George Takei cries, this is Gadric's cue... Gadric? Oh for fuck sake
Duncan: Fucking Dutch people and their love for weed...
Gadric: You gotta go with the flow man
Some random goat: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Darin looks in shock
Syreth: this reminds me of the time Duncan stuffed soap in my ass
Duncan: NOT NOW SYRETH
Darin: What the fuck is he doing to that goat
Gadric: Just goooooooooing with the flow
Random Goat: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Syreth: this brings back so many memories
Darin: You're fucking weird, Syreth
Creampie walks by
Creampie: Hey Guy---OH GOD NO
Creampie leaves
Gadric: GO WITH THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Duncan: SHUT UP FOR FUCK SAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Syreth: WHY ARE WE YELLING
Random Goat: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Gadric: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Darin, Duncan and Syreth look shocked at the goat
Dante comes out of the goat
Dante: Sup guys
Darin: What... The... Fuck...
Duncan: That happened...
Syreth: Dante... There's something on your face
Dante reaches his hand to his face
Dante: Oh! Mayonaise! Yummy!
George Takei: MINE
George Takei licks the "mayonaise" on Dante's face
Duncan: I THOUGHT I SAID YOU TO GET OUT
George Takei: Oooooooooooooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Syreth: Eh, guys?
Darin and Duncan: What
Syreth: Gadric's dancing naked
Gadric: WEED IS AWESOME MAAAAAAAAAAAN
Duncan: Fuck this, i'm going home
Duncan leaves
10/10 would give this the Dildo award
Syreth: I am hot
Darin: Well, you are pretty hot
Syreth: Oh really?
Darin: Well yeah, you're Syreth!
Suddenly George Takei comes by and checks out both Darin's and Syreth's asses
George Takei: Ooooooooooooooh my
Darin looks confused
Darin: Who is this guy
Duncan: TAKEI, GET OUT OF MY PORN MOVIE DAMNIT
George Takei: Ooooooooooooh my
George Takei cries, this is Gadric's cue... Gadric? Oh for fuck sake
Duncan: Fucking Dutch people and their love for weed...
Gadric: You gotta go with the flow man
Some random goat: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Darin looks in shock
Syreth: this reminds me of the time Duncan stuffed soap in my ass
Duncan: NOT NOW SYRETH
Darin: What the fuck is he doing to that goat
Gadric: Just goooooooooing with the flow
Random Goat: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Syreth: this brings back so many memories
Darin: You're fucking weird, Syreth
Creampie walks by
Creampie: Hey Guy---OH GOD NO
Creampie leaves
Gadric: GO WITH THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Duncan: SHUT UP FOR FUCK SAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Syreth: WHY ARE WE YELLING
Random Goat: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Gadric: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Darin, Duncan and Syreth look shocked at the goat
Dante comes out of the goat
Dante: Sup guys
Darin: What... The... Fuck...
Duncan: That happened...
Syreth: Dante... There's something on your face
Dante reaches his hand to his face
Dante: Oh! Mayonaise! Yummy!
George Takei: MINE
George Takei licks the "mayonaise" on Dante's face
Duncan: I THOUGHT I SAID YOU TO GET OUT
George Takei: Oooooooooooooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Syreth: Eh, guys?
Darin and Duncan: What
Syreth: Gadric's dancing naked
Gadric: WEED IS AWESOME MAAAAAAAAAAAN
Duncan: Fuck this, i'm going home
Duncan leaves
10/10 would give this the Dildo award